May 14
Dear Blackberry Pearl,
I didn’t mean to leave you but your slim, non-QWERTY keyboard just isn’t doing it for me any longer. While I love your consumer appeal and sexy crappy phone cam, I’ve figured out that your smaller screen size and my larger eyes just aren’t a good fit any longer. It didn’t help that your flimsy design didn’t hold up very well and the final straw was when the trackball stopped working. So the way that I see it, you pushed me away to my old flame phone and made me realize just want I was giving up to be with you.
It’s not you, it’s me and I’m back to my Blackberry 8700c.